Ho ho no! $JEETARD is here!

Welcome Jeetards

ENJOY JEET SEASON WITH $JEETARD

Jeetonomics

The Jeetard ecosystem this year has a lower supply of 420M tokens, 69% in the market and community hands (dumping). There are no team tokens allocated because the team already jeeted.

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TICKER
$JEETARD
Jeet Season 2025 Mcap
-99% Mcap
SUPPLY
420 M

The Jeetard Way

Jeeting the pump and dip

JEETING THE PUMP!

Buy at ATH, sell at bottom. This is the way of the Jeetard. Maximum pain, maximum gains... wait, wrong order.

I'M MAKING GAINS!

From "TO THE MOON" to "I HAVE NO MONEY" in 3 minutes. Classic Jeetard move. -99% is just a number, right?

Making gains to no money
Buy high sell low

PERFECT STRATEGY!

When you buy high and sell low. Crypto genius move. While Pepe cries, Jeetard stays happy. Copium is one hell of a drug.

LOCKED, WAIT TO EAT!

Your gains are locked. Your tokens are locked. Everything is locked. Except the dev wallet. That one's wide open for dumping.

Locked gains

Jeetard Roadmap

Last year Jeetard had no clear plans or roadmap. That's why it only reached a -14M market cap. This season with a well-planned roadmap Jeetard is going to hit -150M+ market cap easily! Hold and sell.

January

Before the rug

  • Launch token
  • Build hype
  • Shill on CT
  • Fake partnerships
  • Influencer scams
  • Bot volume
  • Promise moon

February

The great jeeting

  • Whales sell
  • Retail panic
  • Dev goes silent
  • Twitter locked
  • Chart bleeds red
  • Cope threads
  • Down 95%

March

The final dump

  • Last bagholders sell
  • Contract renounced
  • LP burned (after exit)
  • Ghost chain token
  • Legend status
  • Memes immortalized
  • Repeat next season